16–11-2019

DILDORAMA!

We get so many questions about the dildos (or "heavy duty tools" as I sometimes call them) slave p. and I use for stretching his ass - and when I looked in the closet last week I was surprised (and very pleased!) to discover how many absolutely wonderful dildos we have managed to collect over the years.

After we read about the many toxic chemicals used to manufacture cheap sex toys - and after some of our cheap and rather strange smelling toys actually disintegrated or even melted - we decided to only use premium bodysafe toys made of platinum silicone.

All the cheap stuff went in the trash, and we started filling our "toolbox" from scratch.

Our premium toys are expensive, but every single one of them are still in mint condition, so it's been worth every penny to choose only the best. By the way… you can learn more and get some good advice on buying dildos right here!

We do have more dildos then the ones listed below, but these are our all times favourites!

I must admit that slave p. is the real expert since he is the one getting penetrated with these monsters - and since I have never been on the receiving end of any of them. So I'll hand over the microphone to slave p. and let him telly you everything there is to know:

Listen up dildo-class and learn from a true expert: slave p.!

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Looking at the list below I suddenly realize that all of our favourite toys are from Mr. Hankey's Toys. But cum to think of it, it's not that strange after all, since we have kept cumming back to Mr. Hankey every time we have tried other manufactures. Mr. Hankeys dildos are just marvelous - and there is one for every mood and jolly occasion!


BOSS HOGG (XXL, medium firm)

This was our very first premium toy, and being an optimist I went for XXL. It's HUGE - and boy have I struggled!

But even though I have to push hard and use my entire weight to get it inside, it doesn't hurt; it provides a wonderful evenly distributed stretch.

It doesn't grind against the pelvic bones like harder toys tend to do - it's a very smooth and friendly toy!

We went for the medium firm, and it's soooooo nice. Soft enough to provide a gentle stretch when it slides inside - but still firm enough not to collapse completely, when I sit on it and use my weight. And a feature I really like is, that it can stand on it's own without falling over: this is a great feature for such a heavy toy!

Circumference near head: 9.5" (24.1 cm)
Circumference near middle: 13" (33 cm)
Circumference near base: 11.25" (28.6 cm)
Overall length: 14" (35.6 cm)
Insertable length: 13" (33 cm)

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DRAGON (XXXL, medium firm)
I must be hones and admit, that I am still not able to take the dragon. DAMMIT! It's a little narrow towards the base, so when I really use my weight to force it inside, it gives in and bends. I would love to feel the widest part slide inside, but I was too optimistic when I chose the XXXL. The XXL would probably have made more sense, but I haven't given up - I'll keep stretching with the other toys, and some day I'll make it.

There is nothing bad to say about quality of the toy though - as our other toys from Mr. Hankey's Toys it's second to none, and the large relief feels wonderful!

Circumference near head: 11.25" (28.6 cm)
Circumference near middle: 12.75" (32.4 cm)
Circumference near base: 11" (28 cm)
Overall length: 15.75" (40 cm)
Insertable length: 14" (35.6 cm)






CENTAUR (XXL) 160
First of all I love the fact that it looks like a horse's willy! It ads a nice aura of taboo to the game when Miss M. has attached it to her harness and really fucks me!

The moment of penetration is really something, since it doesn't have a pointy head like most dildos. So when Miss M. pushes it inside me, she always pushes hard.

And when my sphincter gives in, it suddenly impales me. This always takes me by surprise, and I know that Miss M. loves just that about this toy.

Other features I really like are, that I can stand on it's own, and that it really widens near the base. When I take it all it stretches me deep inside, and at the same time it stretches my sphincter. The feeling is amazing!!!

Circumference near head: 8,75" (22.2 cm)
Circumference near middle: 9" (22.9 cm)
Circumference near preputial ring: 11" (28 cm)
Circumference near base: 12,75" (32.4 cm)
Overall length: 15,75" (40 cm)
Insertable length: 14,75" (37.5 cm)

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TOPHER MICHELS (XXXL) 209
This is the fattest dildo I have ever managed to get all the way inside - and it's absolutely marvelous! Like the others it's able to stand on its own, and due to the size it's extremely heavy.

This means that it's very stable to "mount"…. it doesn't move an inch… it just stays in position no matter how hard I sit on it. This is very important because of the girth: it's so FAT, that I have to use my entire weight to get it all the way inside!

The head is the first hurdle to overcome, and the feeling when it slides inside is mind-blowing. When the rest of it begins to slide in, the stretching really begins - but it's gradual and actually very pleasant.

The dildo has the perfect balance between soft and hard: soft enough not to hurt, and yet hard enough not to give in when I really work it. The slight bend shape of the dildo helps a lot, since it follows the bend of the intestine (unless you turn it the wrong way), and when I feel the balls against my butt, I'm absolutely FILLED! I love this huge toy!!

Circumference near head (rim): 10.5" (26.7 cm)
Circumference near middle: 12" (30.5 cm)
Circumference near base: 13.7" (34.8 cm)
Overall length: 13" (33 cm)
Insertable length: 10.25" (26 cm)

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SEAHORSE (XXL) 208
The Seahorse is not like any of the others. It's almost a work of art - and it's obvious why it's called "Seahorse". Despite the length it's stabel and stands on its own without falling down - so important. The pointy tip makes it easy to get started…. and then you just have to enjoy the ride while every thrust brings you closer towards the base of the dildo.

The softness makes it very pleasent to use, and the relief adds to the experience really making you feel it go in and out.

The length of the dildo and the widening towards the base does the same trick as the Centaur: it stretches deep inside and the sphincter at the same time. Wow - totally mindblowing!'

Circumference near head: 7.6" (19.3 cm)
Circumference near middle: 11.5" (29.2 cm)
Circumference near base: 13.1" (33.3 cm)
Overall length: 15.15" (38.5 cm)
Insertable length: 13.00" (33 cm)

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Those were the words from slave p. - now go get your own dildo right here: Mr. Hankey's Toys. And remember: they come in all sizes; including a size that fits YOU!

Miss M.


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