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DILDO REVIEWS

We get so many questions about the dildos (or "heavy duty tools" as I sometimes call them) slave p. and I use for stretching his ass - so I have decided to dedicate a page for reviews.

Read on and enjoy the show!

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25-05-2019
After we read about the many toxic chemicals used to manufacture cheap sex toys - and after some of our cheap and rather strange smelling toys actually disintegrated or even melted - we decided to only use premium bodysafe toys made of platinum silicone.

All the cheap stuff went in the trash, and we started filling our "toolbox" from scratch.

Our premium toys are expensive, but every single one of them are still in mint condition, so it's been worth every penny to choose only the best. By the way… you can learn more and get some good advice on buying dildos right here!

We do have more dildos then the ones listed below, but these are our all times favourites!

I must admit that slave p. is the real expert since he is the one getting penetrated with these monsters - and since I have never been on the receiving end of any of them. So I'll hand over the microphone to slave p. and let him telly you everything there is to know:

Listen up dildo-class and learn from a true expert: slave p.!

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Looking at the list below I suddenly realize that most of our favourite toys are from Mr. Hankey's Toys. But cum to think of it, it's not that strange after all, since we have kept cumming back to Mr. Hankey every time we have tried other manufactures. Mr. Hankeys dildos are just marvelous - and there is one for every mood and jolly occasion!

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BOSS HOGG (XXL, medium firm)
DRAGON (XXXL, medium firm)
CENTAUR (XXL, medium firm)
TOPHER MICHELS (XXXL, medium firm)
SEAHORSE (XXL, medium firm)
SOLATOK (XXL, medium firm)
STUMP N' DUMP (one size, medium firm)
TAINTACLE (XXL, medium firm)
LAMPWICK UNCUT (XXL, medium firm)
HORNY RHINO (L, medium firm)
LARGE SIZE STALLION (one size, medium firm)
THUNDERBIRDS - AURORA (one size, medium firm)
GOLIATH (4XL, medium firm)
THE RABBIT (L, medium firm)

BOSS HOGG (XXL, medium firm)

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This was our very first premium toy, and being an optimist I went for XXL. It's HUGE - and boy have I struggled!

But even though I have to push hard and use my entire weight to get it inside, it doesn't hurt; it provides a wonderful evenly distributed stretch.

It doesn't grind against the pelvic bones like harder toys tend to do - it's a very smooth and friendly toy!

We went for the medium firm, and it's soooooo nice. Soft enough to provide a gentle stretch when it slides inside - but still firm enough not to collapse completely, when I sit on it and use my weight. And a feature I really like is, that it can stand on it's own without falling over: this is a great feature for such a heavy toy!

Circumference near head: 9.5" (24.10 cm)
Circumference near middle: 13" (33.00 cm)
Circumference near base: 11.25" (28.60 cm)
Overall length: 14" (35.60 cm)
Insertable length: 13" (33.00 cm)

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DRAGON (XXXL, medium firm)
I must be hones and admit, that I am still not able to take the dragon. DAMMIT! It's a little narrow towards the base, so when I really use my weight to force it inside, it gives in and bends. I would love to feel the widest part slide inside, but I was too optimistic when I chose the XXXL. The XXL would probably have made more sense, but I haven't given up - I'll keep stretching with the other toys, and some day I'll make it.

There is nothing bad to say about quality of the toy though - as our other toys from Mr. Hankey's Toys it's second to none, and the large relief feels wonderful!

Circumference near head: 11.25" (28.60 cm)
Circumference near middle: 12.75" (32.40 cm)
Circumference near base: 11" (28.00 cm)
Overall length: 15.75" (40.00 cm)
Insertable length: 14" (35.60 cm)

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CENTAUR (XXL, medium firm)
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First of all I love the fact that it looks like a horse's willy! It ads a nice aura of taboo to the game when Miss M. has attached it to her harness and really fucks me!

The moment of penetration is really something, since it doesn't have a pointy head like most dildos. So when Miss M. pushes it inside me, she always pushes hard.

And when my sphincter gives in, it suddenly impales me. This always takes me by surprise, and I know that Miss M. loves just that about this toy.

Other features I really like are, that I can stand on it's own, and that it really widens near the base. When I take it all it stretches me deep inside, and at the same time it stretches my sphincter. The feeling is amazing!!!

Circumference near head: 8,75" (22.20 cm)
Circumference near middle: 9" (22.90 cm)
Circumference near preputial ring: 11" (28.00 cm)
Circumference near base: 12,75" (32.40 cm)
Overall length: 15,75" (40.00 cm)
Insertable length: 14,75" (37.50 cm)

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TOPHER MICHELS (XXXL, medium firm)
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his is the fattest dildo I have ever managed to get all the way inside - and it's absolutely marvelous! Like the others it's able to stand on its own, and due to the size it's extremely heavy.

This means that it's very stable to "mount"…. it doesn't move an inch… it just stays in position no matter how hard I sit on it. This is very important because of the girth: it's so FAT, that I have to use my entire weight to get it all the way inside!

The head is the first hurdle to overcome, and the feeling when it slides inside is mind-blowing. When the rest of it begins to slide in, the stretching really begins - but it's gradual and actually very pleasant.

The dildo has the perfect balance between soft and hard: soft enough not to hurt, and yet hard enough not to give in when I really work it. The slight bend shape of the dildo helps a lot, since it follows the bend of the intestine (unless you turn it the wrong way), and when I feel the balls against my butt, I'm absolutely FILLED! I love this huge toy!!

Circumference near head (rim): 10.5" (26.70 cm)
Circumference near middle: 12" (30.50 cm)
Circumference near base: 13.7" (34.80 cm)
Overall length: 13" (33.00 cm)
Insertable length: 10.25" (26.00 cm)

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SEAHORSE (XXL, medium firm)
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The Seahorse is not like any of the others. It's almost a work of art - and it's obvious why it's called "Seahorse". Despite the length it's stabel and stands on its own without falling down - so important. The pointy tip makes it easy to get started…. and then you just have to enjoy the ride while every thrust brings you closer towards the base of the dildo.

The softness makes it very pleasent to use, and the relief adds to the experience really making you feel it go in and out.

The length of the dildo and the widening towards the base does the same trick as the Centaur: it stretches deep inside and the sphincter at the same time. Wow - totally mindblowing!'

Circumference near head: 7.6" (19.30 cm)
Circumference near middle: 11.5" (29.20 cm)
Circumference near base: 13.1" (33.30 cm)
Overall length: 15.15" (38.50 cm)
Insertable length: 13.00" (33.00 cm)

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SOLATOK (XXL, medium firm)
Solatok
This one had intrigued me for a looooong time before I finally got to try it.

Just look at the shape; No pointy tip - just flat and fat! I had been wondering how the moment of penetration would feel. Now I know….. it was mind blowing - and it came as a complete surprise!

Because of the shape I really had to struggle, and I had just begun to doubt I would ever get it inside, when it suddenly penetrated me. It felt like my sphincter was being pushed along inside as well - until it opened without any warning. Wow!

The Solatok is soft and wonderful but it's hard enough to allow me to really use my weight. And a very important feature is it's balance: it stands and doesn't fall over. Perfect!

I am working hard to get the knot inside - and I know I'll make it. It's just a matter of keep hard work. I believe the Solatok has become one of my favorites!

Circumference near head: 11" (28.00 cm)
Circumference near middle: 12" (30.50 cm)
Circumference at knot: 15" (38.00 cm)
Circumference near base: 11.75" (30.00 cm)
Overall length: 12" (30.50 cm)
Insertable length: 10.88" (27.60 cm)

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STUMP N' DUMP (One size, medium firm)
This dildo is cast directly from Mr. Hankey's arm - a rather fun feature - and it's a monster!
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The tip is nice and friendly and rather easy to get inside. The dildo widens gradually from the tip towards the elbow giving a nice and pleasant stretch as more and more of the dildo disappears inside.

At the elbow the serious challenge begins. But much to my surprise I was able to get the widest part inside - and the feeling was marvelous! I felt the stretch deep inside at the same time as my sphincter was being stretched to the max. Wow! I wasn't able to get the last couple of cm inside, but I'm slowly getting there.

The balance is perfect! The dildo is able to stand on it's own and doesn't fall over like cheap dildos always do; When you're struggling to stretch, you don't need having to focus on pointing the dildo the right way. This dildo stands tall all the way.

As you may suspect from the size of it, it's not a beginner's toy. Or in fact it might be. The tip is rather pointy, and easy to get inside…. and the width is very gradually increasing towards the elbow. Don't expect to get very far if you are new to stretching your ass - but this toy may in fact be perfect if you are into stretching and just want one toy to work with. It will really do the trick and stretch you more and more for months and years as you keep on working it!

Circumference near elbow: 12.5" (31.75 cm)
Circumference near tip: 6.5" (16.50 cm)
Circumference at base: 12" (30.50 cm)
Overall length: 14.5" (37.00 cm)
Insertable length: 13.75" (35.00 cm)

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TAINTACLE (XXL, medium firm)
The Taintacle has a very special look that makes you think of an octopus! It has a distinct S-shape that made me very curious! In the photo it's the dildo on the right (the one on the left is the Stump N' Dump)

Would I be able to get it all the way inside? And if I could …. what would it feel like?! I'll get back to that…

As usual I chose the medium firm to get the right balance between stability and softness which is so important when it comes to FAT dildos.

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I need to be able to sit on it and really use my weight without the dildo bending and collapsing. The Taintacle does the trick. Another trick it does is milking my prostate. I had been looking for years for a dildo that does just that, and now I have finally found it. It only takes about a minute to empty my prostate!!!! WOW!!!

And just as important: it stands on it's own and doesn't fall over, so I can concentrate on the stretching and fucking. Perfect!

The S-shape feels amazing and has a perfect fit for anal use. It finds it's way inside without moving my entire inside around. And when the fat part at the base slipped inside I had a pleasant surprise: It pushed my prostate making me release cum. WOW!

I didn't think it would be possible to add yet another dildo to the ones I call my favorites, but this one made the grade. I can strongly recommend it for a fun way of stretching and for prostate stimulation!

Circumference near head: 4" (10.20 cm)
Circumference near middle: 10.50" (26.70 cm)
Circumference near base: 12.25" (31.10 cm)
Overall length: 15" (38.10 cm)
Insertable length: 14" (35.60 cm)

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LAMPWICK UNCUT (XXL, medium firm)
I had been looking for a long and fat straight dildo for deep stretching for a while, when I found the Lampwick Uncut. It's also available in a cut version, that looks more traditional. But I think the uncut one looked more exciting.

As usual when it comes to Mr. Hankey's dildos the quality is second to none. IT's made of platinum grade silicon. So no strange smells or chemicals. And the balance is perfect; the dildo can stand without falling over. The straight shape combined with the firm and yet soft material makes it perfect for deep stretching. So that's what I use it for, and I love it.

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The soft material give a nice sensation when it goes inside, and the lack of texture makes it possible to focus 100% on really feeling the deep stretch. I can strongly recommend it! The measurements are listed below (it's HUGE!) .

But despair not because it comes in all different sizes so you can easily find the one that suites YOUR needs!

Circumference near head: 9.50" (24.13 cm)
Circumference near middle: 9.90" (25.15 cm)
Circumference near base: 9.50" (24.13 cm)
Overall length: 16.75" (42.55 cm)
Insertable length: 13" (33.02 cm)

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HORNY RHINO (L, medium firm)
The Horny Rhino made me curious the minute I saw it because of the strange shape. Usually I buy very large dildos for stretching, but this one I chose to buy in a smaller size just for fun fucking.

The first knot goes inside pretty easily. Then the next large knot comes as the first knot is pushed through the second sphincter deeper inside. The feeling can best be described as INTENSE! And the size I bought makes it possible to get fucked a lot faster than it's possible with the larger dildos I have. It's amazing!!!

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In other words the design is perfect! As usual when it's a dildo from Mr. Hankey the material is platinum grade silicon, so there are no strange odor's or toxic chemicals. And as usual the dildo can stand on his own without falling over. This dildo is the one I prefer for an intense non-stretching fucking. But when the size L is so perfect I am getting VERY curious about trying the XL!!!

The measurements are below:

Circumference near head: 7.25" (18.42 cm)
Circumference near base: 10" (28.6 cm)
Circumference near first knot: 8.3" (21.08 cm)
Circumference near second knot: 9.9" (25.15 cm)
Overall length: 12.75" (32.39 cm)
Insertable length: 11.75" (29.85 cm)


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LARGE SIZE STALLION (one size, medium firm)
I already have a horse dildo and I love it. But this one caught my eye because of the size. My other horse dildo is a huge monster perfect for stretching. This one is still big but not huge, so I thought it would be good for rough fucking. And I was right! But I am very stretched, and for others this might be perfect for stretching.
LargeSizeStallion
The top of the dildo gives a very nice sensation when it enters and as it goes deeper. And then the ridge on the cock and the fat part enters. It feels so good!

It has two important features. It’s made from platinum grade silicon, and it can stand on it’s own without falling over. Perfect!

I can recommend it as a fuck toy for the experienced anal player and as a stretching tool for the beginner!

The measurements are below:

Total length: 11.26" (28.6 cm)
Insertable length: 10" (25.4 cm)
Diameter of head: 1.97" (5 cm)
Diameter of mid shaft: 2.75 (7 cm)
Diameter of lower shaft: 3.26 (8.3 cm)


Get your own right here!

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THUNDERBIRDS - AURORA (one size, medium firm)
This has to be the smallest dildo in my collection! I picked it because of the fun shape; it looks like a mountain. It’s no challenge for me and I don’t have to warm up or be careful, but it’s a great beginners toy.
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The shape is perfect for a gentle stretch, and the texture gives a great feeling as you work your way down. It’s made from platinum grade silicone and stands on it’s own. So you can put it on a chair and have a seat when you work from home or if you have just started stretching and want a gentle stretch.

When you start stretching this is the toy to get.

The measurements are below:

Total length: 7.48" (19 cm)
Insertable length: 6.89" (17.5cm)
Diameter of head: 1.38" (3.5 cm)
Diameter of mid shaft: 2.17" (5.5 cm)
Diameter of lower shaft: 2.95" (7.5 cm)


Get your own right here!

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GOLIATH (4XL, medium firm)
Goliath 4XL had been on my wish list for as long as I have been able to take the Topher Michels XXXL. It is a monster and to be honest I was a little chocked when I first saw it. The task of getting it inside seemed impossible, but the shape of the head is ingenious!

The tip of the head is pointy making it possible to slowly stretch the muscles and get it in. And once the head is inside the dildo gradually widens stretching the muscles even more as it goes further inside.

GoliathXXXXL

The stretching feels wonderful because of the shape of the dildo and the softness. Yet it is hard and stable enough to take the weight needed to get it deep inside. Like all the other dildos from Mr. Hankey's Toys I have tried the Goliath 4XL doesn't fall over - making it a lot easier and fun to use!!

If you are into really heavy duty stretching THIS is the toy to buy. And please notice that it now comes in different sizes. Besides this monster (being the original size) it's also available in XL and XXL.

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The measurements are below:

Circumference near tip of head: 8.00" (20.32 cm)
Circumference around thickest part of head: 12.25" (31.12 cm)
Circumference directly below head: 12.75" (32.39 cm)
Circumference near middle of shaft: 15.25" (38.74 cm)
Circumference near balls: 15.87" (40.31 cm)
Overall length: 14.25" (36.20 cm)
Insertable length: 12.00" (30.48 cm)


Get your own right here!

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THE RABBIT (L, medium firm)
I may have chosen this one a size too small, but never the less it is a great toy for getting me ready for monster dildos. The shape is perfect for warming up because of the very pointy tip and the gradually increase in size towards the base. The balance is perfect, and it's almost impossible to make it fall over. I love that!

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The shape and the soft material gives a very gentle and pleasant stretch. And the texture feels amazing as it slides inside. After I got this toy it has become my favourite warm up toy when Miss M. wants me to get ready for the really BIG ONES. I can strongly recommend it for anyone into stretching their holes!!!

The measurements are below:

Circumference near head: 8.80" (22.35 cm)
Circumference near middle: 11.10" (28.19 cm)
Circumference near base: 12.75" (32.39 cm)
Overall length: 9.00" (22.86 cm)
Insertable length: 8.00" (20.32 cm)


Get your own right here!

Those were the words from slave p. - now go get your own dildo right here: Mr. Hankey's Toys or Bigshocked. And remember: they come in all sizes; including a size that fits YOU!

Miss M.


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